Well, it's close to the day that makes people think they are legally allowed to be jackasses. I ignore it and refuse to leave the comforting confines of the concrete basement, but last year I used the time to write a joke SCP. I'd like to do that again for this year. Currently, I have two ideas for a joke SCP, but I'm feeling a little "Meh." on both of them.

SO I am asking you, my readers: can you think of anything in My Little Pony that might make a good joke SCP? All ideas are welcome.

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Mu’fucka went from cheap $1 voice actor to “Holy fuck my femur’s breaking!!”

Derpy needs us. With more than one, you can face multiple problems at once. Each person who signs up will earn 500 Derpy credits and an additional 100 Derpy credits for each Derpy-promoting act. One day Derpy will get kicked off the show again, so I'm taking a stand to make sure that doesn't happen. So join us, and when you trade in 10 credits you donate an outfit to Derpy. 5 credits and you give her muffins. 2 credits is blankets. And so on. Please, don't let her be abandoned again. Please.

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Item #: SCP-002

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-002-1 and SCP-002-2 are currently uncontained, and no measure has been theorized to effectively contain either as long as they are together. Containment has been restricted to surveillance of the subject and limiting exposure to civilian populations until suitable containment can be constructed.

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WE INTERRUPT THIS STORY FOR CHARACTER PROTECTION REASONS. IS DERPY YOUR FAVORITE MLP CHARACTER? IS SHE IN DANGER OF BEING KICKED OFF THE SHOW? IS SHE STILL BEING DISSED BY OTHERS? DO YOU WANT TO HELP HER? IF YOU ANSWERED YES TO ANY OF THESE QUESTIONS, YOU MAY BE QUALIFIED TO BE IN THE SAVE DERPY! FOUNDATION. PLEASE HELP US SAVE HER. DERP ON, EVERPONY!